This story begins a long time ago in a far away land of Panay.
Alunsina: Father, I want to get married!
Kaptan: Ok then, choose among your God suitors.
Alunsina: Father, I’ve already choose one lucky guy.
Kaptan: Then who’s that lucky guy you are talking about?
Alunsina: Datu Paubari, Father!!
Kaptan: Ok , my daughter!
Her decision angered her other suitors. They plotted to bring harm to the newlyweds.
Suklang Malayon: Alunsina , Paubari, you two must go away. The Gods are planning to give harm to you.
Paubari: Alunsina, we can settle near the mouth of the Halawod.
Alunsina: Ok honey, off we go!!
After several months.
Alunsina: Aaahhhh!!!! Paubari! Bring me to the hospital!
Paubari: But we have no hospital here!
Alunsina: Ok then, Aaahh!!!
Alunsina delivered a set of triplets.
The couple summoned the high priest, Bungot-Banwa to perform the rites of the Gods to ensure the good health of the children.after the ceremony.
Labaw Donggon: Mother, prepare my Ipod, laptop and broadbond. Someone tagged a photo of a beautiful maiden named Angoy Ginbitinan to my FB account. I will go to their place to get her!
Alunsina: Go son, Go!!
Paubari: Here’s your plane ticket son.
Labaw Donggon: Thanks Father!!
After several hours, he arrived to Angoy Ginbitinan’s house and met her father.
Father: For you to marry my daughter, you should follow me on Twitter.
Labaw Donggon: Ok then, I’ve already followed you.
Father: Ok, you can now marry my daughter.
After the wedding Labaw Donggon proceeded home with his new bride.
Labaw Donggon: Mother, please take care of my wife. I will just look for another one.
Alunsina: But son!!
Labaw Donggon: The more the merrier. You know that mother, right?
Alunsina: Ok son, Go for it!
Labaw Donggon went to Tarambang Burok to marry Abyang Durunuun.
Sumpoy: Before you win my sister, you should like my posts in Facebook!
Labaw Donggon: Ok, I’ve already liked all of your posts!
Sumpoy: Ok then, you can now marry my sister.
He then go home with his new wife.
Alunsina: Where are you going son?
Labaw Donggon: The more the merrier mother!!
So Labaw Donggon went to Gadlum to marry Malitong Yawa Sinagmaling Diwatsa or MYSD for short.
Saragnayan: Who are you and why are you here?
Labaw Donggon: I am Labaw Donggon and I came to marry MYSD!
Saragnayan: Hahaha! She’s already my wife!
Labaw Donggon: Ok, let’s have a duel, let’s play Tetris Battle. Whoever won must have MYSD!
Saragnayan: I accept your challenge!
After three rounds, Saragnayan won.
Labaw Donggon: No!!!
Saragnayan: Hahaha! I am the Tetris Master!
After his brother heard it they took a revenge to Saragnayan. They all came to Gadlum to challenge Saragnayan.
Humadapnon: We are here for our brother!
Dumalapdap: Prepare yourself for the real Tetris masters!
Saragnayan: you will not defeat me!
After three rounds, the brothers won and they were declared as the TETRIS MASTERS!!
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